but mom these tears moisturise my face
Adopted her today, she has only one but its a gem
f you dont reblog this I’m judging you
Honestly one of the most beautiful cats i’ve ever seen
Are you missing the giant fucking scar on its face???
Just because she has a scar doesn’t mean she’s not pretty. In fact, I think she’s beautiful. Her fur looks so soft and floofy!
99% of cats have soft and fluffy fur, the only reason you’re calling this cat beautiful is because it has a giant scar on its face. If it had both eyes this picture would have 22 notes and nobody would give a shit. Stop calling it beautiful. It’s not, and it doesn’t matter because it’s a cat and it doesn’t understand English.
It’s badass looking but it’s not the most beautiful cat in the world. Stop making everything about beauty. It doesn’t matter if the cat is beautiful. Is it a nice cat? Is it housebroken? Does it play well with children? What are its political views? These are all things that are exponentially more important than “Is it beautiful?”.
You people will go to such great lengths to call every empty playground and dead leaf and disabled cat beautiful to make your blogs look more accepting and worldly but the truth is you wouldn’t give a shit if it wasn’t to make you feel good about yourself.
What are it’s political views omfg
HWAT THE FUCK SI THIS
WHA T TH FUCK
HO W D ARFE TH EY
WHEN I WAS A GUCKING K ID FREDDOS COS T 10P
NOT FUC KING SIXTY FIVE WHA TIS THIS BULLSIHT
WHY THE FU CK WOULD SOMEONE PAY 65P FOR 12 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATRE ARE OY U OFF YOUR ROCKER
G ET OUT
10p I REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE 7P
This is how Macs are born.
How the hell did you even get that many mice.
so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt
are you fucking kidding me
CMON GUYS WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
I reblogged this so fast guys
If you’re Scottish you can’t just not reblog this
"don’t you ever say i just walked away i will always want you" -me to every dog i see
They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral
it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth
i know…. children are so disgusting…
cliffhangers are so
This is definitely my favorite one.
oh this is wonderful
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned
Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20
Harry Potter and the Half a Pound Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Heroin